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Ok ok we've got enough viewing material.. but HE, we've got 5 senses (well most of us) and since you can't smell/feel/taste with the computer (wouldn't that be great, you smut-surfer) I got some hearing material.
Do you know those great eighties cartoons... those were the days.. and i got those theme songs right here... and what about the sarcastic music/sounds... EXTREMELY FUNNY.. and of course we shouldn't shan't needn't won't forget Mr.Miyagi and his Karate Kid Quotes!
So happy hearin'
Cartoon themes
Bucky O'Hare
Come'on you're not going to tell me that ye don't know Captain Bucky O'Hare?!??! It's a green bunny having space double trouble with the toads...YEAH!! Get the extremely cool theme song, and get it now!
Mask
You must have seen the crusaders of MASK.. you know.. those cool dudes with those magical helmets and those transforming vehicles fighting the evil organisation VENOM. Let's pay tribute to Matt Tracker, leader of MASK and download the theme.
Sarcastic Musical Wavs
Nirvana
Most musicians want to make the world a better place.. so Kurt Cobain killed himself (!?) Anyway.. here's a cool sarcastic remake of 'Smells like teen spirit' sniff sniff I smell a rat... but that jsut me I guess..
Iraqarena
You probably remember those bad hair day, wrong clothes wearing, bad taste having dancing people doing the Macarena...voiced-over by those spanish guys.. well here's a version about Saddam Hussein and Iraq, sung by Presidant Saddam-sahib himself!
I bit his ear
Followed the news.. cannibalism in the boxing ring.. Mikey Tysonic bit off Evander Holyfeet's ear... how it all happened?? listen to Mike himself in this remake.
Mr.Bill
This is not a musical wav but a speech given by William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton... because he's poor..and needs your money... listen and donate!
Husseinthumping
This remake seem to be a American propaganda thing against dear big cheese Saddam.. it's a remake of Chumbawamba's tubthumping. Really funny indeed.. i drink a wodka drink.
Mr. Miyagi Quotes (Pat Morita plays Mr. Miyagi in the karate kid saga)
Y'all know that Pat Morita is my favorite actor... so that's why I created this Mr Miyagi quotes page... Here you can find all sorts of funny, cool and wise sounds of Mr Miyagi. We all know Mr Miyagi, don't we ?? He is the 'teacher' of Daniel-San in the movie : The Karate Kid I,II and III and the teacher of sum chick in : The Next Karate Kid. There should be more people like him in the world so it would be a better place to live in.....
Unfortunately this page is still under construction...id est.. there a just a few sounds, bad quality (will be better in future)and they're only from The Karate Kid III. So if you have some mr Miyagi quotes or other Pat Morita things mail it to me. (see contact me or at the bottom of the page)
The Karate Kid III
1. length: 5 seconds, size: 13kb Play or Download it
John Kreese : "I hear you jumped some of my students last night !" -- Mr Miyagi : "Afraid the facts mixed up."
2. length: 23 seconds, size: 56kb Play or Download it
Mr. Miyagi to John Kreese outside after tournament : "Mercy is for the weak. You do not train to be mercyful here. The man face you he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy! Hrrraaaaah!!......pffffft..." (Miyagi squeezes Kreese's nose)
3. length: 12 seconds, size: 29kb Play or Download it
Daniel-San : "You could've killed him, couldn't you ?" Mr Miyagi : " Ai..." Daniel-San : "But why didn't you then ?" Mr Miyagi : " Because Daniel-San, a person with no forgiveness in heart, living even worse punishment than death..."
4. length: 36 seconds, size: 88kb Play or Download it
Daniel-San : "Hehaha.. supplies-R-us, eh ?" Mr Miyagi : "Thank you, Daniel-San but THAT not money!" Daniel-San : "It looks like money, snif..smells like money good money, eh? smell that.." Mr Miyagi : "Smell like college education!" Daniel-San : "Yeah, I know that Mr Miyagi, but I have a great idea." Mr Miyagi : "Hatatatat... Daniel-San....NO idea.....dicussion closed." Daniel-San : " Yeah, but what about your dream? and Mr Miyagi, no offense but, you know, if you miss the train this time there may not be another one for long long time." Mr Miyagi : " Then Miyagi take bus!"
5. length: 9 seconds, size: 22kb Play or Download it
Daniel-San : "Mr Miyagi, I'm home..." Mr Miyagi : "Huoooh...Daniel-San just in time." Daniel-San : "He, how was fishing?" Mr Miyagi : "We'll find out pretty soon." (While saying this Mr Miyagi scrapes some fish from the BBQ.)
6. length: 14 seconds, size: 34kb Play or Download it
Mr Miyagi : "NurkNurkNurk" Daniel-San : "Uh..what did I do? Did I forget something?" Mr Miyagi : "Ai..." Daniel-San : "Well, what did I miss?" Mr Miyagi : " Your name on lease next to mine.......partner." Daniel-San (overly happely) : "Partner????"
7. length: 19 seconds, size: 46kb Play or Download it
Mr Miyagi : "But Daniel-San...Our bonsai not true bonsai...true bonsai grow wild...very rare." Daniel-San : "Did you ever see any?" Mr Miyagi : "Ai...Okinawa." Daniel-San " And what about here?" Mr Miyagi : " Only know of one." Daniel-San : " What did it do? Immigrate??" Mr Miyagi : "Haha..Ai...with Miyagi."