There are many people who look up to their idols or other famous people... they are of course allowed to do so... but these people should be aware that behind this peaceful masquerade there lies a phantasmagoria of inflictions, conspiracies, demonic offerings and other abstruse activities.

I have gathered you here to display the terrible things famous people have done/do/will do/needn't do etceteras... To all the good people I'd like to urge the following : Ban these feeble creatures from their rich throne of fame and return them to the lowest rung of the social ladder...
So beloved people : Mind your P's and Q's.

Michael Jackson
I must admit that MJ is an easy target, but this is one of the most cruel crimes I've ever seen. It's bad enough to know that MJ is actually an alien. Evidence for this can be found in his skin.. it can't adapt very well to the earth's atmosphere and pales by the minute.. Scientists have calculated that MJ's skin will not survive the next millenium... This picture was taken after MJ was arrested for playing with little boys. He couldn't control his anger and to please his alien superiors he had to sacrifice something... He stole Ernie's rubber ducky and was starting some rituals... Luckily Ernie was brave enough to resQ rubber ducky just in time. For more information you'll have to read rubber ducky's memmoirs : 'The MJ-RD affair : My story'

President Saddam
New Saddam-fan-clubs can be found every day.... not only in Iraq but also in the rest of this nasty world... these clubs are hard to trace but we were able to get one of our reporters in sum sort of Saddam-look-a-like convention... There wasn't much to see there just some books to buy like : '1001 ways to kill your relatives.' or 'SCUDs for Dummies' and video games like 'Kill-a-Kurd '98' (for only 3 dinars). But what did we see at some virtual reality stand called 'Virtual Torture' YES !! it was Dick Bruna's beloved NIJNTJE !! Rumours go that Saddam wants to marry Nijntje's Daughter. And that Nijntje will become the big cheese of Baghdad. Loyal Nijntje fans, however, still believe in the bunny... 'We believe Nijntje is actually a UN inspector secretly chosen by Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Gali to spy on Iraq's secret areas.', says Dick Bruna. I, myself, don't know what to believe !!

SHAQ and JAQUES
The whole world was sad...2 minutes of silence were held everywhere and everybody knows what he or she did at the time Jacques Yves Cousteau died.... The world was shoQed again when we got this anonymous amateur photo.... Jacques has been murdered by tha SHAQ.. and Cousteau didn't even look sad cauz Shaq told him he would see : 'hiz leetle unzjerwatur friendjs' forever. Look at the frightened face of the SHAQ when he saw the camera... luckily our anonymous reporter got away in time... These acts from hell must be stopped...life can be so cruel sometime...sigh..

Clinton's Victoria Secret
Is it a darwinian nightmare?? No, it's president Clinton inside sum babe-body. It seemed that the US President wanted to get a face-lift. However Billy didn't have much cash cauz Hilary hid all his money...meaning that Bill couldn't afford a professional clinic...ending up at the muppets. Well they lifted everything..except the face. hmmm..did you also notice an increasing amount of male interns at the white house??

McOprah
'Get with tha prograahm.... get with Opr�ah...', shouts Patty Labelle at the beginning of Oprah's show. This picture was taken just after she won the case against those meat-farmers ... they sued Oprah's ass cauz her anti-hamburger opinion would summon the entire female population of the US of A to destroy the hamburger-business.... *luckily* she won but because she didn't want that to happen again...she wanted to create a pro-burger commercial. The commercial didn't air, but I happened to snatch this picture of that SAME commercial!