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I do not just have sum pictures of psychos I know... but there are of course many, many, many other kinds of strange freaky pictures, people or non-people. Awaiting to be snapped by the cruel paparazzi...


















Moon the cow
Don't have the cow.
Look at the stunned face of Armstrong when he set foot on the moon...and he thought he was the first earthling ever to be on the earth's moon....wrong... Armstrong didn't know about the secret Russian : 'Sendsk a cowski to tha Moonski'-project. This project was finished a few days before the Apollo project did... The Russians packed a big rocket with a cow, 40 bottles of Vodka and the Russian flag...   So when Armstrong arrived at the moon... Beefski the cow was already searching for some moon-grass... *SECRET* The first words of Armstrong were actually : 'Shit, I stepped into a cow pie !!'
(THNX to EBOT'S COW PAGE
http://members.aol.com/ebots/home.html/index.html)



Fifa98 kicks ass ?
Fifa98 kicks ass ??.
I was playing this magnificent game by EA-sports a few days ago, but soon I was shocked by seeing this part of the intro...did you see a 'no animals were harm for this game' statement...NO !!! Sources say that the programmers were so lonely, they used some real dogs to forfill their pervert fantasies....Blur, the band which made the intro-'tune' (see the little pic on the bottom of the shocking screenshot) denied to have known this... but sources say that the lead singer of Blur has a secret affair with Miss Piggy, Clara the cow and now Charlie the green 'dog'. PLEASE mail EA-sports and sue them for this horrible act !!!
http://www.easports.com